Once upon a time I had the best sandwich ever

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Once upon a time

I had the best sandwich ever

It was made with yummy stuff

for which I am clever

Chocolate and cherries

and cream cheese galore

So many calories

I'll sink through the floor

And I don't care about

getting fat

Skinny bitches of the world

Take that!